This assignment is meant to be an article to be read on a fitness website. Explain the who, what, where, why and when of a calorie. The article must be humorous with a slight sense of sarcasm to grab the readers attention. The type of reader to gear the article towards should be an adult male weight lifter ages 18-35 with a high school education.

In order to be selected for this assignment please send me an introduction based on the calorie that will grab my attention!